19
Jun
18

Columbine


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

Columbine has been in touch with me.  She is a New Vampire who is incarcerated in the prison where I used to work.

It will surprise new readers that I was even thinking of speaking to a New Vampire, but she needed company and I gained information about New Vampires from her.

It is a mark of how low I have fallen that I am associating with her in the hope of turning information into currency.

I received a letter from her, which was as badly written and spelt as I thought New Vampires would write.

The letter contained the accusation that Michelle, who has my old job at the prison, was withholding blood from her.

A simple telephone call to the prison reassured me that this was not so.  If Columbine had been an Old Vampire, this would have been a deliberate ploy to direct my attention to Michelle.

However, Michelle is not responsible for delivering blood nor spending time with New Vampires and my checks show she is performing her duties superbly.

I suspected that Columbine wished to talk to me privately and made a visit to the prison, where what I suspected turned out to be true.

One look at her showed her to be a shaking wreck of a vampire and I had to merely sniff her blood supply to know it had been contaminated.

I have called an emergency session of The Committee to deal with this; meanwhile I telephoned my servant Jane to deliver some of her blood supplies to Columbine as we cannot have a hallucinating vampire in the prison as they are a danger to everyone.

I also informed the prison security of this, properly cowing them into submission and leaving them shaking and swearing to find the perpetrator.  I doubt they will.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide

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