19
Aug
15

Missing Humans


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

I have received news from the Human Police Representative that humans are going missing.

The fact that food is going missing never disturbs me, it is the fact that this has been traced back to Old Vampires.

At first I said it must be New Vampires, but it was pointed out to me that as these people are among the rich and powerful a New Vampire would not have the resources to reach them. Unfortunately I was forced to agree.

This means I have to look into it personally, otherwise the Human Police will bother every Old Vampire there is in Britain in an effort to find out the culprit.

It also means that I must work with the Human Police. I do not like the idea of working with food. It is so grubby and menial.

I have never done this before, although my predecessor left reports on working with them.

It seems that every fifty years or so an Old Vampire thinks that they can get away with eating whichever humans they like and as the Old Vampire representative I have to stop this.

If I do not, then at the worst exposure and punitive change in the laws could happen.

I had to find the reports from my predecessor to persuade the Human Police representative that we could work together.

He has been partly mollified by this and by the fact that I am going to find out if the Old Vampires who are in the reports still exist or are in the country.

Unlike him, I doubt that one of them is the perpetrator, but they can give me an insight into the cause and methods they used if I can contact them.

If their methodology is the same or similar then we will have a good idea of where the next victim is.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society. They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes. They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs. This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society. Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status. See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves. Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide

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