28
Jul
14

Young Offender’s Prison


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

I work in a Young Offender’s Prison which is different from other prisons. For a start, these prisons are not put into categories depending on the security status of the inmates.

Most prisons are for adults, whereas we are for 18-21 year olds, although there are rumours that the age will be extended to 25.

Then again, I hear the rumour that we will be changed to a sex offenders only prison every single year.

The boys that are in here may be 18-21 years old physically, but they behave like they are 15 years old.

They will use any excuse to get out of Education, and most of them are thin, poor excuses.

They are also more volatile than adults and fight more. We had one student who took two years to do his course as he kept getting into trouble and relocated to the Segregation Unit, from where he couldn’t attend Education.

For once I am in favour of this sport called football. When the World Cup is on the prisoners behave because if they don’t they can get their television taken away and then they would be unable to watch it.

I have heard complaints against prisoners having televisions, but you humans do not seem to realise that everyone must have perks.

If people are happy, it is easier to run things whether it is a castle or a prison or any other establishment.

We also have various items barred from this prison that other prisons don’t. Some of these items are yeast and vinegar as they can be used to brew.

I wonder why adult prisons don’t bar these, as there must be similar incidents with prisoners brewing, as it is difficult to smuggle drink into prisons.

I would like to know, but it is difficult to find out anything here as you get passed from pillar to post and I do not have the inclination.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society. They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes. They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs. This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society. Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status. See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves. Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide

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