14
Jul
14

Shouted at


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

I have just been shouted at while at work for something that was not my fault.

If I did not need the money so badly I would walk out of here and then I would be free to drink the idiot bosses who are so inferior to me.

They lack understanding of the situation and the brain cells needed to grasp comprehension of it.

I cannot criticise anything they do as they do not like to hear the word “no” or their friends being criticised.

This is beyond belief as all of our butlers say no to their employers occasionally. We treat their opinion with respect and don’t ignore it just because we don’t like what we are hearing.

I am being told I am negative for telling the truth. I do not object to my employers making me lie, but the fact that in lying I cannot do the best job I am able to do.

I also have to put students on classes and I know that they will either not come over or they will come over and create merry hell in the class, thus putting stress on the teacher.

This is why so few of our teachers last longer than two years in the job.

Unfortunately the bosses we get in this place are all terrible. This is because it is someone in another department who interviews the bosses.

She wishes to wrest control from us and run the Education Department. Unfortunately she is far too stupid to do this, as we would be better off in the hands of the prison. So all she does is blame Education, hire incompetents, ineffectively cause trouble and get sidelined.

We are blamed for everything that goes wrong and often do not get the co-operation that we need.

It beggars belief that I have not only been saddled with having to work for humans, but the ones I do work with are stupid beyond belief.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society. They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes. They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs. This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society. Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status. See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves. Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide

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