The New Vampire Representative was telling us all about himself filling up his spare time with hobbies as humans do at the last Committee meeting.

Of course he has hobbies.  I exchanged glances with the Werewolf Representative while the Police Representative was keeping his face carefully blank as he listened to the babbling that went on.

We Old Vampires do not care to ape the humans.  When we do it is only so we can blend in with them, but these things go no further than the sunscreen we put on our skins.

An Old Vampire has no time to have hobbies as we are living as Old Vampires.

This takes up all of our time.  Everything we do supports how we live; anything else is non-consequential and not worth a snap of our fingers.

We spend a lot of time socialising, which nets us information; in turn that provides us with money, power or both.

Only our Ruler holds meetings, the rest of us socialise and decide things over a convivial glass or two.  After all, a lady or gentleman’s word is their bond.

However, our Ruler is a ruler and has a position to maintain.  Many people will want to see her or him.

We also spend time with our finances; keeping up to date with the money markets, our investments and the various ways we can invest.  Each Old Vampire is an expert in money matters, as we need to amass enough to properly live as Old Vampires.

Apart from that, there is the management of your castle, newspapers to read and clubs to go to.

While I currently have little money, I still manage to go to my club and socialise.  I cannot entertain properly as there is little cachet in inviting people around to a semi-detached house while everyone else has a castle.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide


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