Hunting in Cars


It has come to my attention that there is a new form of hunting which uses cars.

Only Old Vampires who are keeping up with the latest fads are doing this.

New fads, such as this, may disappear in the next century and the rest of us are waiting to see if they stay.  If the fad stays then we take it up.

I am told that it is very easy to stalk prey with cars.  Most cars look the same, especially if you drive a silver one, so unless the prey is skilled in detecting such things you can get away with the most blatant stalking.

I have not tried this.  I am waiting to see if this fad will last and I cannot afford a car.

Those who hunt like this are usually desperate, so the whole experience is becoming one that People Like Us Don’t Do and in reality everyone’s done it at least once.  A typical English stance.

Other Old Vampires seem to enjoy having a chauffeur who drives them everywhere while they read the newspapers. When it comes time to stalk or hunt prey they simply direct their chauffeur to do all the work.

To catch prey, an Old Vampire will simply run the car off the road and catch prey on foot, where they can outrun them easily.

For many of us this is too easy; we need the challenge of difficult prey unless we are desperate for drink.

Taking the difficult option is a survival strategy : if we only know the easy option we will not survive when the difficult option is the only one we have.

In order to make it difficult the prey would have to have bodyguards or weapons in the car.  Such people are well-connected and easily missed, which makes for an uncomfortable visit from The Ruler’s Men.  I am told that most wounds heal in time.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

Walk into the sun a euphemism for suicide


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