Too Much Work


Work is getting worse.  I have a new boss who gives me more and more work to do.

No matter how hard I work and how much I accomplish she asks me to do more.

This is not work but slavery.  I come home absolutely exhausted and fit for nothing.  I have recently had to take several days off sick as I was too tired to do anything except lie in my coffin.

I am being worked down to the bone and find it difficult to deliver blood to the vampires in the prison.

As it is, I do it hastily and in a slapdash manner.  This is not how it should be done as we Old Vampires take our time leisurely and carefully, making sure all the t’s are crossed and i’s dotted.

My work is suffering for this because I make mistakes as I rush around trying to do all the tasks my boss has allotted me – and then she asks for more!  Is she blind?

I suffer while others laze around doing nothing.  I have never encouraged my staff to join unions, but I am now beginning to see the point of them.  Not everyone is as good an employer as I am.

I rush around trying to do it all while daydreaming of sinking my teeth into my bosses’ necks and drinking their blood.  Instead of which, I cut corners where I can.

In this modern world there are no prizes for being good and toeing the line at work.

If I cared about my work and was human I would have had a nervous breakdown by now.

The only good thing to come out of this is that I am unable to carry out Adele’s latest demands for information.

If it were not for the fact that I needed money I would walk out of this travesty of a job and end this appalling nightmare that I’m working in.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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