04
Nov
12

Blood


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

The taste of blood varies from country to country, depending on which races of people have lived there.

For example, British Celtic blood tends to have a sharp taste while Gaulish blood is smooth and slips down well.

The Germanic bloods are always heavy and strong tasting, while Scandinavian bloods have a bitter edge and are generally not worth pursuing.

Any butler worth their blood will be a connoisseur as they are the ones we trust to buy the blood in.

I do not have a butler and my servant Jane’s taste in blood is very peculiar because she used to be a New Vampire.

I have to lower myself to play butler and buy blood in.  If I left it up to her, I’d be drinking New Vampire sludge all the time.  I detest ordering it for her, but one must keep the servants happy.

I store hers in a refrigerator in the shed in the back garden, while mine is in the main fridge in the house.

New Vampires only like the dirty blood.  We are usually more discerning.

Part of the fun of having a drink is guessing the origin of the blood.

It’s always easy to guess the country, unless the blood comes from someone of whom one or more parents came from a different country.

The true connoisseur can narrow a pure-blood down to the region they came from.  Humans move around so much these days that it’s difficult to specify region, which makes it much more pleasurable.

There has always been movement from country to country, but gone are the days where the country peasant stayed in her or his village and was content with her or his lot.

We mainly drank in towns then, partly because peasants would be missed.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

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