Ways of Life


While in Germany I cemented ties between myself and my allies and caught up on information.

Gathering information is something we do as automatically as Humans breathe.  I know everything about the prison where I work; nearly all of it unnecessary trivia.

You may be wondering why I am doing this on holiday, but being an Old Vampire is a way of life, not a job description, so while you may go abroad you are never on holiday.

After the first couple of centuries, certain behaviours are ingrained into you.

For example, the way you hunt.  We all have a certain style of hunting and if you know an Old Vampire well, you can sometimes tell if she or he is around, especially if she or he has been careless and you stumble across a body.

We all closely watch financial accounts and affairs in any country that matters.

These behaviours become second nature to Old Vampires and some of them to Old Vampire Servants.

I could tell if my servant had tidied or cleaned a room or another Old Vampire Servant had done it.

Beyond that, I do not know many of the ways and customs of Old Vampire Servants as it is Servant business

I am sure they keep an eye on financial affairs in other countries as we do.  We employers suspect that Old Vampire butlers have amassed quite a fortune over the years.

A human would retire, but neither ourselves nor an Old Vampire Servant would dream of retiring as it is her or his life, not her or his job.  It ends when they die or walk into the sun.

We do not do this to be paid, we do this because it is what we are and because we enjoy it.

However, I long to be rid of my endless and interminable job with the Humans.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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