Degradations of Working


It will surprise you that having to be awake in the daytime is only the second-worst thing about working.

The absolute worst is having an employer.  I could never have envisaged it being so bad.

I have and always have had mutual trust and respect between myself and my employees, which is sorely lacking in today’s modern office

I am also supposed to be friends with my manager.  I can just see us at parties passing blood between us as dawn comes up.

I have never been friends with my employees and I certainly have never socialised with peasants.  To my horror I am expected to socialise with both managers and peasants at work.  Thankfully I manage to avoid any such social engagements.

It was difficult to get used to working, when as an Old Vampire I have been able to do as I pleased with my time.  I now have to choose between being tired at work or missing Old Vampire social engagements.

Another degradation is using the telephone.  I had never used any machines before and if needed, I would get a servant to deal with the grubby little machine.

Computers are the only thing that make my work worth doing.  They are a challenge well worth any Old Vampire, especially when they stop working for no apparent reason and need finesse and coaxing to work again.

Pushing buttons on the phone on my desk is servants’ work.  Old Vampires only use them out of emergency or need, whereas for humans they are like a second arm.

Part of my job is filing, photocopying and faxing which are menial jobs only worthy of the lowest kind of servant.  All the servants I have known could do this; the butlers I have known would have turned up their noses at the thought of doing it.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

The Ruler’s Men people employed by The Ruler to do anything she or he asks

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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