07
May
12

Not a Real Vampire


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTION OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

I have just been told that I am “not a real vampire” at a party, in front of everyone there.

After I had finished tearing him apart verbally I challenged The Idiot to a fence as I could not let this level of insult go unchallenged.  The Idiot accepted.

Since The Idiot is an enemy of Adele, I have been able to arrange with her for anything I need for this fence without paying a penny myself.

Normally I would need a lot of money to finance a fence.  Adele tried to get me to pay, but she knows my financial situation as she caused my lack of money by having me enticed into a game of cards.

If she had not done that, I would have had to borrow money or end up Obligated to her, which happened and was why she enticed me into the game in the first place.  The irony is not lost on her and she is spitting nails once more.

It is in her interests to see her enemy humiliated and lose Status, whereas if I lose Status I become less useful as an Obligatee.

If all goes well my Status will increase and so may anyone else’s who is linked with me.

Adele has also arranged for the forgery of a doctor’s certificate for work while I spend time training.

I will be training with Gerhardt, who owes me favours and is temporarily in Britain for reasons unclear to me.

Gerhardt has been a master of fencing for many centuries and even the best Old Vampires solicit his expertise.

He is also acting as my second, which means he will have a clear view of what is going on, as well as the chance to shout insults at my opponents.  This is something which so far has never happened, but the rules do not forbid it.

It should be a lot of fun.  Adele is paying for and arranging the fence, which takes a lot of time to organise, while Gerhardt and I are spending two weeks training.  I can finally relax and enjoy life for the first time in a long while.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve

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