Vampire Butlers


Old Vampires like to employ Vampire Butlers with more Status than them.  There are many advantages to this.

Firstly, and most importantly, is that the more Status your Vampire Butler has the better your establishment is and the more people will want to come and see you.

If your Vampire Butler is five hundred years old or more, they will know everything about everyone in your current country and have many contacts abroad.

It is not unusual for other people’s servants to visit a Vampire Butler they have served under for advice in what can literally be a sticky situation.

If I went to see my butler and he was advising a servant I would pretend I was going elsewhere.

As an employer, I am expected not to know what the servants do unless they are serving us.  Some things do leak out, but I erase them from my memory.

A good Vampire Butler is worth double his weight in gold and many peccadilloes are overlooked.

Secondly, a Vampire Butler with more Status than her or his employers can advise them on subterfuges and strategies for dealing with other Old Vampires.

They will sometimes spot a flaw, sometimes say their former employer tried that and it didn’t work and sometimes say that the plan is perfectly sound.

Once a Vampire Butler has moved establishments, we do not ask him about anything that went on at his former establishment.  Discretion is absolutely necessary for a Vampire Servant.

Vampire Butlers generally prefer to stay in an establishment for a couple of centuries.  Some have been known to stay in the same establishment for five to ten centuries.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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