Work After Holiday


The only problem with having a holiday is that you have to go back to work.  I’ve been back for two weeks and it feels like I didn’t have a holiday at all.

It all seems a distant memory, although at the moment Adele will not let me forget that I used her name to gain admission to the caves.  She will just have to get used to it.

I already want to kill my bosses as I have a lot of work to do and they are just adding to it, asking me to do things by yesterday and then asking me why I’m not on top of my work.

Idiots.  Cretins.  Moronic fools.  I want another job!  Or, more accurately, I want to lie back in my castle and enjoy life, not doing drudge work in a prison.

I have lost my castle and have to work, but no-one said it had to be drudgery.  There are actually people who enjoy their work out there and I should be one of them.  I want to wake up and look forward to life.

Instead of which I wake up, look at the alarm clock and switch it off.  I then fall asleep again and have to rush to be at work on time.

I work with one colleague and two managers.  My colleague is a co-ordinator (whatever that is) and a worse bitch than the Werewolf Liaison on The Council.

There are too many chiefs here and not enough Indians.  On the other hand, I’m managing to get my own way some of the time by getting one manager to confirm it’s okay to do something.  The other two won’t contradict her, so what I want stands.

We Old Vampires are mistresses and masters of manipulation.  I feel that I am letting the side down by not having my managers under my thumb.

The problem is that I’m not used to the working environment.  I know Old Vampire politics better than the back of my own hand, but I don’t know human politics at all.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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