Holiday at the Caves


The holiday itself was fabulous.  Adele didn’t know I was using her name to gain admittance to my holiday in the caves of Cheddar Gorge until I had come back.  By then it was too late.

The caves of Cheddar Gorge have a human section, a vampire section and a werewolf section, although why they’d want to use the caves is beyond me.

The vampire part is very exclusive.  It was so nice being waited on hand and foot for the first time since I lost my castle.  And by hand and foot, I mean I even had someone to take off my shoes for me.

At the caves they have luxury baths with all the right beauty aids to keep your skin looking smooth, with drinks served by a smooth-skinned waiter who will answer all your calls beside the bath.

Each vampire has one bath in a room full of baths to themselves.  They have willing donors for the blood to fill baths.  There’s always someone poor enough to sell blood.

Vampires as a whole do not use saunas.  We find they dry the skin out too much as we do not have sweat glands or tears.

It is a fantastic location, having baths among stalagmites and stalactites, which reflect the light beautifully.

There are so many beauty treatments at the caves : mud baths, wet wraps, dry wraps, massage – you name it, they had it.  It was heavenly bliss.

Because of my low Status people were surprised I was at the baths.  I merely dropped Adele’s name.  It is no secret that she has given me help in the past and people know I have more than enough information to pay for it.

Adele will not reveal my manipulation of her as if the Status Keeper hears and substantiates the rumour she could lose Status.


Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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