Paperwork and Servants


Vampire Servants are people whose duties are to run our castles and clean up our messes. At first the only paperwork they had to do was the monthly accounts, which was the butler’s responsibility.

Sometime in the 20th century I noticed that my butler seemed to be spending more and more time on paperwork and less on important duties, such as tending to our guests.

So I asked him what was happening and he told me that we had to keep employee records and details.

I was very annoyed with this as after our employees have served us for two centuries, there is not much we do not know about them or they about us.

However, it does not do to break regulations, even if they are human ones, as we do not like drawing attention to ourselves. So we sat down and talked about the situation. The outcome of which was that we hired someone to deal with the paperwork.

I would have preferred to hire a Vampire Servant, but at the time there were not many who are good at forging records, which was then necessary and is now an essential skill.

Fortunately there was a man in the village who had been implicated in a forgery scandal for a few shillings.

James, who was my butler, investigated and found that he had successfully forged documents for years before he was caught out by bad luck.

He accepted the position we had for him as he preferred being a vampire over the stigma of prison and what that would do to his family. James sealed the deal by making him a vampire.

Unfortunately when I lost my castle I lost James. They have good positions elsewhere, but I would rather have lost my right hand.


Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society. They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs. This started after Dracula came out. Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society. Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes V

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves. Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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