When you have to work (excuse the four letter word) there is not much time to have fun.

For vampires fun is carefully selecting your prey from a multitude of possibles.  Fun is carefully stalking your prey, finding out where they go and when they’re alone.  Fun is catching the prey alone and with no-one to help.

The culmination of these acts in the drinking of the prey’s blood are merely the footnote to it all.

Of course, we have to drink blood to survive.  Hunger is a good sauce for meat and if an Old Vampire is desperate, there are always sheep in the country.  We make it look like a fox attack and the humans know no better.

I can’t abide those films that show vampires drinking the blood of rats.  An Old Vampire would certainly not stoop so low, although New Vampires may well do so.

If an Old Vampire has to drink an animal, our animal of preference is deer.  There’s no fun in drinking sheep or cows as these animals are boringly easy to hunt.  Other animals are less easy to hunt, but there are not enough of them.

Deer are more difficult to hunt than humans, as they are still hunted, whereas humans (on the whole) are not, so deer have retained their prey instincts.

Vampires are set up to live off humans and deer is a poor second choice, however rich the meat.

At the end of the day, deer are worth money and money talks.  I have heard humans say that you can’t put a value on a human.

If someone is careless or unlucky then a dead deer means that the people managing the herd will beef up security, whereas the police will investigate a dead human, but the evidence will eventually lead nowhere and that will be the end of it.


Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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