04
Mar
12

Cell Spin


*** DISCLAIMER – THIS BLOG IS FICTION AND THE AUTHOR IS NOT LIABLE FOR THE ACTION OF ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN THINKING IT IS NOT FICTION ***

To add to my problems at work, my New Vampire informant Columbine has had her cell spun.

A “cell spin” is when the officers search an offender’s cell for contraband materials.

She has been caught with two mobile phones, a quantity of drugs and has been moved to the Seg, which is short for Segregation Area, which she will not be allowed out of until at least her case has been heard.

According to her it’s all my fault that she is down the Seg.  She, like other young offenders do not see that it is their actions that have put them inside or got their cell spun.  It’s always someone else’s fault.

According to her I was talking to the officers after seeing her and I grassed her up.  I was talking to the officers after seeing Columbine, but it was about a totally different offender and I did not know about the contraband.

She is fuming about this in only the way a vampire can, by trying to knock chunks out of the walls.

This is why each prison has a few cells designated for vampires.  Each cell has walls which look normal, but are in fact padding.

The padding is treated in chemicals which make it sticky if pierced, so an enraged vampire who sinks their hands in it will be caught in the padding and spend a lot of time extricating themselves.

A human prisoner can trash her or his cell, but a vampire can completely destroy it, which would be difficult to explain.

Hopefully she will cool down in a few months when she misses the information I give her about the vampire world and we will be back to our normal relationship.

All I can do is wait until she’s desperate for blood and hand it over then.  If I hand it over any sooner I risk being attacked and I would respond as a vampire.

Glossary

Bonded Wedding Old Vampire marriage for political reasons

Common Status the point at where an Old Vampire becomes a real Vampire

Debutante Vampires before Dracula came out, vampires who had been newly turned vampire were taught the rules of society.  They then “came out” when they were deemed presentable to vampire society as debutantes.  They are the only Old Vampires who have a zero level of Status and are acceptable.

The Committee see The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity

The Committee to Regulate Non-Human Activity a committee that meets monthly and talks about affairs to do with werewolves, vampires and humans

Fence an Old Vampire fight in which they fight to the first blood using fencing

The Hunters see Vampire Hunters

Negatives Old Vampires with zero or negative points of Status.

New Vampires vampires who do not want to be Old Vampires, often live as Goths and hold down jobs.  This started after Dracula came out.

Notice the Status Keeper serves a Notice on an Old Vampire whose Status has reduced to zero that they are in danger of becoming a Negative

Obligation when one vampire is under an obligation from another s/he has to do as they say

Old Vampires vampires who are polite society.  Either turned vampire before Dracula came out or were turned after by an Old Vampire and decided to join the Old Vampires.

Parent the vampire who brought you up (if you are an Old Vampire) in polite society

Shun a vampire who has committed a sex crime is shunned on their release

Sire the vampire who made you a vampire

Status a ranking system which denotes whether you are an acceptable member of Old Vampire society, which is if you have plus points of status.  See Negatives and Thousands

Status Keeper the Old Vampire in charge of the Status points

Thousands Old Vampires whose Status is over a hundred points

Vampire Hunters New vampires who hunt down those vampires who have committed crimes

Vampire Servants servants who are vampires themselves.  Mostly Old Vampires, one of their functions is to repeat information and gossip to the Old Vampires they serve


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